The Lackluster Letters 2

Written 2.18.2021

To whom this may concern,

I stumbled upon your website when I mistakenly typed mail order brides (complete accident I get so much trim its not even funny) in the google search engine and your website was like the top one so I clicked it. After looking at your selection of "brides" I became slightly aroused and thought to myself why go through the trouble of meeting and finding a wife, because you know you can't turn *** into a housewife, when you can just buy one off the internet.

1st question: Is this like the escorting thing where you're not "paying for a sexual encounter" but companionship and anything that happens between consenting adults has nothing to do with the monetary exchange or subscription fee?

2nd question: Is there any other "fees" associated with your service. It does say "mail order brides" but it seems like its more of a dating site. I'm just trying to be like "hey, here's some money instant life partner we can get to know each other later". If so, by purchasing a wife does sex now become an obligation. I don't want to buy a wife and her not be down that seems like a waste of money.

3rd question: Do your "brides" find and create accounts of their own free will. I would rather not get involved in the utilization of internet platforms to facilitate global human trafficking, unless she's really hot than all the rules go out the window.

4th question: Do you guys utilize chatbots or auto-generated bot accounts? It would be embarrassing you know if you put the time and effort into building a relationship with what you thought was a person but only to find out it was a bot. I'm not racist or discriminating against bots, I even once kicked around the idea of making a sex-bot company called "hot bots" integrating artificial intelligence into sex dolls but changed my mind when I thought about the ethical dilemma of creating something which sole purpose is for sexual gratification.

5th question: The third-party analysis and monitoring of your site by entities like Google and Facebook. Why would they want to know about my desire to purchase a life partner and what would they do with preference information? Does this monitoring and analysis include collecting interactions; how, when, and under what pretext they occur, and actual conversations which happen I'm sure with the expectation of privacy amongst your user-base? If so, do you feel that it is ethical or illegal and if it were to become illegal would you feel that collecting, storing, and analyzing the data in a country where it is not legal, circumventing laws and regulations would/would not(?) be considered a global organized criminal act? Things that make you go hmmm....

Thank you for your time. I look forward to purchasing one of your brides in the future.

~Lacklust3r